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After that last post, I decided to lighten up on the seriousness and just post something silly... So here's another insight into how I think... Stolen shamelessly from Kenada...
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
George W. Bush... Now I'll just go and wait for FBI/CIA/Secret Service to come arrest me as a potential terrorist assassin for saying that... (I just thought turn-about might be fair play, that's all...)
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Any and all "gangsta" rappers... Music should never be used to spout poison...
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
My foster daughter's father...
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Provolone
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal.
Thinly sliced pastrami on rye, with spicy brown mustard and sauerkraut...
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie (porn counts) celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Well now this would have to be multiple choice in my case - Porn (Female) : Jenna Jameson/Non-Porn (Female) : Jeri Ryan/Porn (Male) : None Really/Non-Porn (Male) : Vincent D'Onofrio
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
Again with the multiple choice - Female: Amy Lee (Evanescence)/Male: David Bowie
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
I would buy this for my foster daughter, Kit, who is just starting to play...
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Orlando, Florida
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
Probably wait for three hours til Heather gets around to picking me up at the airport... But thanks to that hundred dollars, I'll be shopping while I wait...
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?
Moet & Chandon
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
1210, Mongolia - to meet Temüjin Borjigin (Ghengis Khan)
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
"Do unto others as you would have done unto you - because I'll do unto you as you do unto others..."
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
It would be called "Who Wants To Marry A Broke Rocker?" and it would be designed to get Jair a woman, or at least get laid once in a while...
15. What is your favorite curse word?
All of them... *evil grin*
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Use this opportunity to perfect my knowledge of ancient Egyptian language and gain a genuine ancient Egyptian accent...
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item?
My signet ring
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Commit every carnal sin possible in that time with my Beloved... I'm going to Hell anyway, right...?
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Mind reading - if you can see the thoughts of others, the world is yours...
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
The last half hour I spent with David before he died...
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)
The death of my sister...
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
England - I already have a place to live there...
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
The Intrepid Fox, London
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?
Mine, to thwart those damned Jehovah's Witnesses that come knocking every Sunday...
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Jim Morrison
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
my uncle, David
27. What's your theme song?
"The End Of The Innocence" by Don Henley
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I was already tagged by Ari, so I have mines posted. I've noticed that I am the only one who has picked immortality as my power.
You can't escape Jehovah's Witnesses, there everywhere. There probably floating by your house as i'm typing this. LMAO
Heather - Loved your answers...!
Charles - Immortality is more of a curse than a blessing, I think... Everyone else would still grow old and die...
Re: Jehovah's Witnesses - I believe everyone has the right to practice whatever religion they desire (or no religion, as the case may be), so long as it's *their* religion and they don't feel the burning need to force-feed it to me... When that happens, the gloves come off...